”You don’t know me. But you could.
I’m untouched material, unbroken ground. You could be my first.
The only question is, what can you do for me?”
What’s a broke virgin to do?
I missed my chance the first time around,
And since then? Well, life just kind of got in the way.
Now, I need money, and I bet someone will pay top dollar to be my first.
My v-card is for sale.
And it could be yours…for a price.
When I saw the auction, I knew I had to win.
It’s been ten years, and since then I’ve made billions.
But I’ll never forget the night I messed it up with Kristin Blair.
I made the wrong choice, and thought I’d lost her for good.
But now I have a chance to make it right.
I’m gonna be the one to buy her v-card.
I’m gonna make her mine at last.